you can tell if he is a politician

You can easily tell a western politician apart in public by his spine. They have special spines. They are either born with one or their mothers trained them to make theirs like this. The spine is highly stiff and normally ends at the top of the head instead of neck. 

Western politicians walk and behave in distinctive manner due to their special spines. Notice how they are always stiff. Even if they bent or lean forward, they only bring their head forward. It is not possible for them to curve their vertebrae. If needed to pick something from the table, they bent from hip bone instead from the middle of backbone to keep the spine straight. Young ones even have a distinctive jaw bone. It is highly projected. The jaw bone gives them prominent contour on the face. On the top of it, they have a distinctive smile too. The smile works as unspoken words when they need to say ‘I am gonna screw you’. Do not get dazed by their smile. It’s dangerous and warning.

On the other hand, a Pakistani politician is also easily told. The most untidy, aesthetically challenged, fat and disgusting is a Pakistani politician mostly. Since they eat a lot due to free food provided by public’s taxes, they have big bellies. The bigger the belly, more successful the politician. Due to excessive consumption of oily food, their facial skin excretes oil in order to breath. They perspire oil. Since they don’t spend much time in cleaning themselves, their hairs are always freely moving in different directions. 

Their faces are covered in blotches and dark circles under eyes due to excessive drinking and smoking (as this is also free for them retrieved through bribes.). They are normally bad dressers as nothing looks good on disproportionate bodies. 

Unlike western politicians, their posture is always bending as they like poking in everyone’s business. It is not easy for them to stay upright and stiff like Western politicians. They are born with nosy habits hence their spines are adapted to support these habits. They have abundance of facial hair in form of mustache or beards. I don’t understand that when everything they need is free for them anywhere in the world (due to public’s taxes) then why they don’t use free razors? 

Another thing to spot them is their speech. They are born with lies. They open their mouths and lies spring out like frogs. They are also skilled in trashing others in the same field. It’s in their blood, they can’t help it. They did the same when they were kids in schools. But since they never went to colleges where this trait could have been corrected, they got stuck with it.