It’s true that the civilization I have admired most is American. I am a great fan of Americans. Yeah, I know they say that average American is dumb. I don’t understand why people here are so happy about hearing it? In Arab and Muslim countries, all men and women are intellectually challenged. Living with that, aren’t we?
I like Americans because they are free spirited people. They are highly industrious. It’s their hard work and manipulative skills in dealing with smart people around the world for their benefit that has made them the biggest, strongest and super power. One great thing about Americans is that everybody works. They don’t feel ashamed of any job. And for this, I admire their pride.
I admire Americans and America as it is truly a land of opportunities. Opportunities are scattered around you. They don’t care what people say. They know even if they have a least of anything in them, there is a profession of it available with thirsty consumers. Imagine that, you are good at cleaning your kitchen cabinets and viola! There is a profession called Cabinet Cleaner! Who needs to see if you know what is 2 plus 2? Just clean the damn cabinets. You are good at organizing your closet? You can advertise in paper and people hire you as their personal Closet Organizer. You lost your belly fat? People will run after you help them lose theirs too and you actually get paid for that. Even criminals have profession. I love this country. Nobody sits lame at home. Amazing people… So what if some are missing intelligent brains. Well I think they are missing general knowledge only. They are smart people hence they live best.
I loved CNN’s AC360 Later panel few days ago. When one said “If we are so dumb then why are we so rich?” It was hilarious. Isn’t it right? I loved it!
They are the most well paid people in the world. Everybody gets paid. In the same show they showed comments from the general public about Obamacare.
Here’s how it went…
“ Are you in favour of ObamaCare?”
“No.”
“Are you in favour of Affordable Care Act?”
“Yes.”
Duh…
Affordable Care Act is the synonym of ObamaCare!
I don’t care what people say about them, at least they are disciplined. They pick their dog’s shit when the dog walks away saying “not my problem, dude.”
Can people DO THAT in Pakistan? They don’t even care for their own crap which is excreting through open sewage lines scattered on the beach inside the city at Sea View. Then why feeling excited about the ‘dumbness’ of Americans?
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